tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post7015809314876237149..comments2023-06-12T11:51:53.932-04:00Comments on life is a science experiment: Urinal training 101Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-46611174893276059392012-02-22T14:49:04.697-04:002012-02-22T14:49:04.697-04:00Just another reason I have to be thankful I'm ...Just another reason I have to be thankful I'm not a dude. And they say we're incomprehensible? LOL. Bathroom rules? <br /><br />Gotta say I'm enjoying reading the comments as much as the posts. Thanks all!Samantha Shantihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10586759980410037672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-39688503569384536402011-10-16T20:06:52.094-04:002011-10-16T20:06:52.094-04:00omg rodney those are hilarious!!!!omg rodney those are hilarious!!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-44147156611955427662011-10-16T19:30:38.087-04:002011-10-16T19:30:38.087-04:00Even men who've used urinals all their lives o...Even men who've used urinals all their lives occasionally are surprised: http://www.theweee.com/products/hockey-the-weee<br /><br />They have these at Central City Brewing out in Surrey, in case anyone feels like trying them out...rodneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-27323804649742834712011-10-11T18:16:39.783-04:002011-10-11T18:16:39.783-04:00@dirty, yeah ... holy! i always thought that side...@dirty, yeah ... holy! i always thought that side of the gender had it easy :) now i see it's much more complex :)<br /><br />@OC, i thought that line up thing was a bit odd. so far census is that it was a strange phenomenon that occurred that eve just to screw with papi :) xoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-72489632317209277292011-10-11T17:57:14.621-04:002011-10-11T17:57:14.621-04:00i have also NEVER seen a line like that in the bat...i have also NEVER seen a line like that in the bathroom. also, something to keep in mind is that the majority of (straight) men in a public washroom aren't paying attention to anything you do, cuz they don't want anyone to think they're gay. fairly true story. also, i just use a stall and sit to piss. most of the guys i know (cis guys that is) sit to piss. <br />in my experience, the only place it really matters is in the gay bar, and mostly then only if you're trying to pick up. but that's a story for a different day!<br />xxOochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10916678086608888347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-87148181272901264302011-10-11T17:45:06.265-04:002011-10-11T17:45:06.265-04:00And Papi thought all he had to do was master using...And Papi thought all he had to do was master using the pee-cock....dirtycowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193492692357362402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-38274473787672552082011-10-11T00:32:37.430-04:002011-10-11T00:32:37.430-04:00lol psycho! aren't you glad we don't have...lol psycho! aren't you glad we don't have so many rules?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-8594683414925329692011-10-10T23:47:15.119-04:002011-10-10T23:47:15.119-04:00I've been thinking, maybe in the next football...I've been thinking, maybe in the next football match, Papi can use a baseball size penis and just pee all over the stalls and the rest of the men in the loo. I probably would do that if I had the chance. Oh well, not much help here. ;)Psycho Babbling Basherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17232755958213827818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-12314547800656761762011-10-10T19:08:58.291-04:002011-10-10T19:08:58.291-04:00lmao!! ah the ivanhoe ... wow. yeah ...lmao!! ah the ivanhoe ... wow. yeah ...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-76967685126039833642011-10-10T18:38:42.845-04:002011-10-10T18:38:42.845-04:00Sometimes there *is* a line for the mens' bath...Sometimes there *is* a line for the mens' bathroom -- often at beer festivals, go figure -- and in that case the default conversation topic that never fails is "gee, wow, a line?" Talking stops when you get a urinal, unless you and a friend get urinals side by side at the same time. <br /><br />Oh, and when at the Ivanhoe, careful putting your beer glass on top of the urinal, as someone may come along and take it. True story! No, that's not how I get my beer.rodneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02541449268195005567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-79719986776243184472011-10-10T18:27:17.521-04:002011-10-10T18:27:17.521-04:00ok ty VERY much Urie!!! Very informative. A few ...ok ty VERY much Urie!!! Very informative. A few months ago a guy started talking to me in the guys bathroom and it freaked me out. I thought there was no talking :-> He was older and we were alone so i guess it was ok but weirded me out!!Eastonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16562507386710928662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-17380782699216958562011-10-10T17:51:39.086-04:002011-10-10T17:51:39.086-04:00uriel, this is more awesome advice. seriously. i...uriel, this is more awesome advice. seriously. i'm glad i don't have to subject myself to all these rules lmao!<br /><br />now i know why people talk about the messy mens' bathroom ... you guys have no time to clean up after yourself! you're too busy with the rules!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-66244969219885542302011-10-10T17:51:14.957-04:002011-10-10T17:51:14.957-04:00Oh, forgot this one. Men don't go to the restr...Oh, forgot this one. Men don't go to the restroom as a planned group. One guy may head off to the restroom, and in doing so cause another male from the group realize that this might be the best time to go as well and he too will go to the restroom. But under no circumstances should men plan to go to the bathroom with other men in the group. Also, should there be a line (rarely happens I will explain why in a min.) you can be as chummy with you mate as you want in line, but once you cross the porcelain line into the poop throne zone, you two are no longer friends. In fact, you barely know each other. Upon exiting the domain of urinal cakes your friendship returns.<br /> Now, you will notice that men do not go to the bathroom in groups, and thus there is never a line for the men's toilet. Women go to the bathroom in gaggles, and there is always a line for the women's bathroom. Stop taking your friends to the bathroom: they're the ones who make a line. Plus, you know you have that one friend who is a problem causer in lines, doesn't matter which queue: toilet, grocery, movie tickets..., they will fuck up that line and cause delays. Men have those friends too, they're part of the reason the do not invite buds to the restroom rule was created. Always, glad to lend advice concerning the treacherous social rules concerning taking a piss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-61638439910718774032011-10-10T17:47:36.857-04:002011-10-10T17:47:36.857-04:00Remember, this is most key, you must skip urinal b...Remember, this is most key, you must skip urinal between you and the next guy. Should there be no urinal available following the spacing rule, you are then required to give the stalls a customary glance and use any stall that is obviously empty. Should no stalls be available you are then permitted to utilize one of the spacer urinals. If you immediately use a spacer urinal it means you totally like the dude next to you and was waiting for them moment of urinal opportunity to let down the walls holding back your homosexual lust for his body. Oh, you may violate the skip urinal rule if you really, really have to go to the bathroom and your loud stream attest to the need. That is acceptable because every man has felt the pain of really needing to pee made worse by a lack of trees coupled with an unnecessary conglomeration of police. Also should you enter the bathroom and have your pick of urinals. You should either pick one in the range of middle to the second from the farthest down from the entrance. You cannot pick the farthest because them we will assume that you are hiding something. You see it is a delicate balance of nearness to distance from your fellow urinators. I personally find the whole social system ridiculous. I mean why stand on such social formalities. Clearly the urinal is a relaxed place where all the guys get to hang out with their dicks out and make small talk. I'll be back with more rules later.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-62349734281661291462011-10-10T14:22:28.295-04:002011-10-10T14:22:28.295-04:00lmao! ok papi, if you combine, rafa, dirty, blayd...lmao! ok papi, if you combine, rafa, dirty, blayde and rodney all together, you will CLEAR the bathroom.<br /><br />then rafa has a point. once you're alone, it doesn't matter how you pee.<br /><br />just keep these suggestions out of OUR bathroom :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-3485991200522414582011-10-10T13:06:17.544-04:002011-10-10T13:06:17.544-04:00Well the only way to do it is to just unbuckle and...Well the only way to do it is to just unbuckle and let your pants drop to the floor around your ankles. This usually will make everyone uncomfortable enough to get the hell away from you. Once you're alone, it really doesn't matter how you pee.Rafahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17941190987353600642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-82704117819034486402011-10-10T03:26:00.507-04:002011-10-10T03:26:00.507-04:00I've been thinking about this and I do have a ...I've been thinking about this and I do have a piece of advice.<br />Get the biggest pee-cock available...a MASSIVE one, once they even catch a glimpse of that I'm betting most men won't want to stand anywhere near.<br /><br />Their egos won't let them.dirtycowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193492692357362402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-58918504766638734902011-10-09T22:18:43.426-04:002011-10-09T22:18:43.426-04:00Thank you Blayde! I've never been nervous in ...Thank you Blayde! I've never been nervous in the Mens washroom before last night. I will show no fear :->Eastonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16562507386710928662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-77529105027971662672011-10-09T22:13:53.373-04:002011-10-09T22:13:53.373-04:00lmao!
blayde, that was probably the single best c...lmao!<br /><br />blayde, that was probably the single best comment i've ever had on my blob/blab.<br /><br />unfortunately, papi commented AFTER and will definitely be here shortly to read :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-60085091840423676242011-10-09T21:59:25.580-04:002011-10-09T21:59:25.580-04:00it was a HUGE bathroom at BC place. Maybe it only...it was a HUGE bathroom at BC place. Maybe it only happens at BC place type things and Porta-Potties?Eastonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16562507386710928662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-19783278296008109582011-10-09T20:51:30.231-04:002011-10-09T20:51:30.231-04:00Depending on how his PnP works, results might vary...Depending on how his PnP works, results might vary slightly but as far as I've ever seen, here's the men's room 101.<br /><br /> #1) As Rodney said the front opens fully, fish it out and then stare at the wall blankly (not sure why but men's brains seem to turn off when they pee:-) #2)Do not panic if the guy next to you suddenly pees on your shoe (yes it really has happened to me) I find an effective growl and stomp away manoeuvre the best for dealing with this #3)Be real careful that you have the PnP snug to your body (otherwise - big mess) #4 and this is the most important, no matter how scared spitless you are, never let em see it. get your phone out if you are stuck in a line waiting for a stall/urinal/hole in the floor. Send a text, read an email. It keeps your mind off things and their minds occupied with someone else. <br /><br />What I have learned is that men have a huge case of "squirrel" syndrome, if they are looking at anything they are looking at whatever sticks out the most. If you are just another guy sending a text in line while you wait to pee, you blend in and the eyes pass right over you :)<br /><br />As for lining up at the stall door, I have seen this phenomenon before, it sort of happens randomly at sporting events/concerts, most likely brought on by an over-eager, testosterone-fuelled ding bat of the type that often appear at these events and will usually clear up within 10 minutes. If this situation starts happening while you're around, get in line at the stall and implement suggestion #4.Erich Blaydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07673158902209725289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-52149326190459913092011-10-09T20:18:30.147-04:002011-10-09T20:18:30.147-04:00@rodney, you blood well cracked me up. i'll b...@rodney, you blood well cracked me up. i'll be sure to show papi your suggestion ... maybe it's just a vancouver thing with the lining up at stall thing? i dunno lol!<br /><br />@vee, i'm amazed at all i learn every living day of this transformation. it's a trip.<br /><br />@dirty, lmao! you need to get the wipes. i happy to see the ones i bought have been (ahem) used xoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081558215651271966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-54042717619466531082011-10-09T20:09:27.500-04:002011-10-09T20:09:27.500-04:00If I were to offer any suggestions it would be bas...If I were to offer any suggestions it would be based upon what Son does...so pee all over the seat.<br />Yeah, I'm not much help.dirtycowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193492692357362402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-59028423488951886812011-10-09T19:47:23.178-04:002011-10-09T19:47:23.178-04:00I learn something new every time I visit your blog...I learn something new every time I visit your blog, Andrea.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12898206815398548285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9130292629574477585.post-73908571470904181892011-10-09T17:41:13.801-04:002011-10-09T17:41:13.801-04:00Errrr, really? I can't recall ever seeing se...Errrr, really? I can't recall ever seeing separate lineups for stalls. It would need to be a massive bathroom. Even for rows of (unisex) porta-potties, there's an informal grouping system, and whoever's been waiting longest in each group of 3-4 goes next. *shrug*<br /><br />And how far do we unzip? Unzip the whole zipper, open front of pants wide enough. Pants do NOT drop off the butt at all.<br /><br />Maybe start simple, and just go to the Cambie and pee on the wall urinal. ;)rodneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02541449268195005567noreply@blogger.com