So, the funniest thing happened.
Well, maybe not the FUNNIEST thing, but Papi and I found it entertaining.
It was time to bring the horrible, 4 legged cretin out for their walk.
It's our time for our walk on the beach, dogs' time for insanity.
So, there are some neighbours who rent out their place quiet frequently.
Nice place. Big mansion.
The most recent renters were in the ocean enjoying their Dominican vacation and we opened our gate to release the hounds.
When those mongrels run to the ocean, it's like a tornado has hit the 'hood.
None of the locals appreciate our massive hounds running out the yard, but what can we do? They need to let off steam.
Anyway.
We followed out the hairy ones and when the vacationers saw us, we were worried they'd be afraid of The Donkey.
She's pretty big.
Forget about fear of the dogs! They immediately began gathering their items and moved them all in to the yard.
I'm sure they didn't think The Donkey would steal their phones or shoes.
The Guard was alerted about us walking on the beach and out he came with his shotgun.
It was too funny!
People were afraid of US!
Us. The scared shitless Canadians who need to alert the thieves that we have guns to be sure they don't try to attack us.
Us. The two who are so worried about their safety that we have a wall to be sure the violent ones can't just stroll in with their masks to hide their identity after they violate us.
Us. The two who may have tattoos, but honestly, are so timid.
But just to give them something to remember for their trip, Papi decided to make their trip something to post on Facebook.
He decided tonight was a good time to do our monthly air warning. You know the one? That we do to warn others that we have a deterrent, so don't try to harm us?
I can just see their Facebook post: "Just heard a gunshot! OMG!!!"
The point is, it's important not to judge a book by their cover, but our new vacationers did.
And we do the same.
I'm pretty sure everyone does it. We are not alone.
We're afraid of so many people, and that's judgement in itself.
Yet people are afraid of us.
Us!
I just found it quite entertaining.
It reminded me not to judge, because I am judged as well and it feels bad.
Everyone needs that reminder.
We all do it, and anyone who says they don't, are lying.
I am so grateful for those who didn't judge me this week.
I had a secret to let out to those that are very close to me.
It allowed me to be honest about something I've been holding back.
Something that I needed a little bravery to tell you.
I suppose now that I've started telling you, I'll come clean.
I am no longer clean 'n sober.
Please don't judge me harshly.
I've already been doing enough of that myself.
I'm OK, so don't worry for me.
I'm really doing OK.
Well, maybe not the FUNNIEST thing, but Papi and I found it entertaining.
It was time to bring the horrible, 4 legged cretin out for their walk.
It's our time for our walk on the beach, dogs' time for insanity.
So, there are some neighbours who rent out their place quiet frequently.
Nice place. Big mansion.
The most recent renters were in the ocean enjoying their Dominican vacation and we opened our gate to release the hounds.
When those mongrels run to the ocean, it's like a tornado has hit the 'hood.
None of the locals appreciate our massive hounds running out the yard, but what can we do? They need to let off steam.
Anyway.
We followed out the hairy ones and when the vacationers saw us, we were worried they'd be afraid of The Donkey.
She's pretty big.
Forget about fear of the dogs! They immediately began gathering their items and moved them all in to the yard.
I'm sure they didn't think The Donkey would steal their phones or shoes.
The Guard was alerted about us walking on the beach and out he came with his shotgun.
It was too funny!
People were afraid of US!
Us. The scared shitless Canadians who need to alert the thieves that we have guns to be sure they don't try to attack us.
Us. The two who are so worried about their safety that we have a wall to be sure the violent ones can't just stroll in with their masks to hide their identity after they violate us.
Us. The two who may have tattoos, but honestly, are so timid.
But just to give them something to remember for their trip, Papi decided to make their trip something to post on Facebook.
He decided tonight was a good time to do our monthly air warning. You know the one? That we do to warn others that we have a deterrent, so don't try to harm us?
I can just see their Facebook post: "Just heard a gunshot! OMG!!!"
The point is, it's important not to judge a book by their cover, but our new vacationers did.
And we do the same.
I'm pretty sure everyone does it. We are not alone.
We're afraid of so many people, and that's judgement in itself.
Yet people are afraid of us.
Us!
I just found it quite entertaining.
It reminded me not to judge, because I am judged as well and it feels bad.
Everyone needs that reminder.
We all do it, and anyone who says they don't, are lying.
I am so grateful for those who didn't judge me this week.
I had a secret to let out to those that are very close to me.
It allowed me to be honest about something I've been holding back.
Something that I needed a little bravery to tell you.
I suppose now that I've started telling you, I'll come clean.
I am no longer clean 'n sober.
Please don't judge me harshly.
I've already been doing enough of that myself.
I'm OK, so don't worry for me.
I'm really doing OK.
i trust myself
No comments:
Post a Comment
your comments make this world feel smaller ... and you feel closer