The 2nd puppy has arrived!!
I'd love to take pictures of her, but damnit if Papi hasn't hidden the camera on the bandidos.
Or perhaps, me? Always when I bring it out, I hear, "No, not right now."
Yes, Papi! People want to see our chaos and I have more YouTube shows to make!!!
Anyway, she's going to be an ugly little girl, but that's the way we want her. She's short one eye, has a huge scar on her head and an unattractive underbite.
We have NO idea what she's made of, only that she has black lab in there somewhere.
Man what a cutie though!!! So damn sweet!
But I'll be lucky if this blog gets written within 4 hours.
You can call me Cinderella, because I'm mopping the floors more than I ever have in my life, and between mopping and running to the john, I'm a little short on time.
She's a good girl, but so little at only 8 weeks that she couldn't get off the bed last night and peed on it. Which didn't upset me so much, considering we're getting rid of it.
But how grateful am I to have a 2nd one?!? She won't be coming on this one that's for sure.
The humping has ceased for me since I showed my alpha, but not for Papi. He just can't bring himself to do it.
Yet, there is no humping of the new puppy, because now SHE is humping the Jake-A-Like.
There is going to be so much puppy safing in the house. The litter box is her favourite thing right now.
Not to mention, we can't let them run in the yard, because the fence is being built, so there's nothing to keep them in, so there's not much time to get her outside in time for accidents.
Wow, these people mean business! I've never seen anything like it!
Here's the problem though; no fence = easy access for bandidos.
Our DR Family instructed us to get a guard. More precisely, a body-guard. The Dominican Daddy has a cousin that is about 10 feet tall and missing a few teeth.
He came and stayed outside on our hammock last night. He looked like a scary amazon, but upon meeting him, he was really just a gentle giant. However, being as massive as he is, nobody was going to mess with him.
Anyway, yesterday when I got up, I thought all the people who were here were actually here to work on the wall. I realized in the afternoon that there were more spectators than workers.
Casa Paraíso drew a crowd.
When I brought the babies out for an attempt at potty training this morning ...
... excuse me for a moment while i go pry kitty-roca from the puppies mouth and move the litter box to a higher level ...
... the crowd was already starting to form. It was 7am people!!!
I guess their roosters woke them and the decided to get front row seats.
... excuse me while i pry the puppy pee training pad out of BOTH of their mouths ...
It was still a little dark outside, which made me a bit nervous, so I didn't stick around long enough for them to get the poop out.
No matter. They both found a nice spot on the floor in the kitchen to take care of business.
Both puppies are having so much fun, and I'm so grateful.
So is Sir Bark-A-Lot. He's not so cool with the new arrangement. He's looking a bit like Cujo these days.
The good news is I'm eating, because I decided there's no point trying to stop the nastiness, and starving wasn't working. So now I have energy to run to the can.
More good new is I found my Prozac. No need to worry about Hurricane Andréa showing up anymore.
The best good news is our stove is fixed!!! We now have 4 burners, as opposed to one that we had to light with a match. They all work with the flick of a switch.
Tonight I'm going to make a meal for Papi and I.
Probably only pasta with meat sauce again, considering we haven't found much more in terms of ingredients to cook with. We'll have to go into the big city to find more staples.
Besides, we don't really have time to investigate food, because there's always so much more to do.
Like fix a flat on a tire. That was nice for Papi to have to deal with yesterday.
Now I know why there's a tire store on every corner instead of Starbuck's.
I'd love to take pictures of her, but damnit if Papi hasn't hidden the camera on the bandidos.
Or perhaps, me? Always when I bring it out, I hear, "No, not right now."
Yes, Papi! People want to see our chaos and I have more YouTube shows to make!!!
Anyway, she's going to be an ugly little girl, but that's the way we want her. She's short one eye, has a huge scar on her head and an unattractive underbite.
We have NO idea what she's made of, only that she has black lab in there somewhere.
Man what a cutie though!!! So damn sweet!
But I'll be lucky if this blog gets written within 4 hours.
You can call me Cinderella, because I'm mopping the floors more than I ever have in my life, and between mopping and running to the john, I'm a little short on time.
She's a good girl, but so little at only 8 weeks that she couldn't get off the bed last night and peed on it. Which didn't upset me so much, considering we're getting rid of it.
But how grateful am I to have a 2nd one?!? She won't be coming on this one that's for sure.
The humping has ceased for me since I showed my alpha, but not for Papi. He just can't bring himself to do it.
Yet, there is no humping of the new puppy, because now SHE is humping the Jake-A-Like.
There is going to be so much puppy safing in the house. The litter box is her favourite thing right now.
Not to mention, we can't let them run in the yard, because the fence is being built, so there's nothing to keep them in, so there's not much time to get her outside in time for accidents.
Wow, these people mean business! I've never seen anything like it!
Here's the problem though; no fence = easy access for bandidos.
Our DR Family instructed us to get a guard. More precisely, a body-guard. The Dominican Daddy has a cousin that is about 10 feet tall and missing a few teeth.
He came and stayed outside on our hammock last night. He looked like a scary amazon, but upon meeting him, he was really just a gentle giant. However, being as massive as he is, nobody was going to mess with him.
Anyway, yesterday when I got up, I thought all the people who were here were actually here to work on the wall. I realized in the afternoon that there were more spectators than workers.
Casa Paraíso drew a crowd.
When I brought the babies out for an attempt at potty training this morning ...
... excuse me for a moment while i go pry kitty-roca from the puppies mouth and move the litter box to a higher level ...
... the crowd was already starting to form. It was 7am people!!!
I guess their roosters woke them and the decided to get front row seats.
... excuse me while i pry the puppy pee training pad out of BOTH of their mouths ...
It was still a little dark outside, which made me a bit nervous, so I didn't stick around long enough for them to get the poop out.
No matter. They both found a nice spot on the floor in the kitchen to take care of business.
Both puppies are having so much fun, and I'm so grateful.
So is Sir Bark-A-Lot. He's not so cool with the new arrangement. He's looking a bit like Cujo these days.
The good news is I'm eating, because I decided there's no point trying to stop the nastiness, and starving wasn't working. So now I have energy to run to the can.
More good new is I found my Prozac. No need to worry about Hurricane Andréa showing up anymore.
The best good news is our stove is fixed!!! We now have 4 burners, as opposed to one that we had to light with a match. They all work with the flick of a switch.
Tonight I'm going to make a meal for Papi and I.
Probably only pasta with meat sauce again, considering we haven't found much more in terms of ingredients to cook with. We'll have to go into the big city to find more staples.
Besides, we don't really have time to investigate food, because there's always so much more to do.
Like fix a flat on a tire. That was nice for Papi to have to deal with yesterday.
Now I know why there's a tire store on every corner instead of Starbuck's.
all the things i want and need come to me
Wouldn't your pool guy know all the good places to shop? R u going to have a party to get to know neighbours -or- is that not done there?
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we can't really have a party for the neighbours. our one neighbour is a jerk and all the people who are worse off financially will want to use us for money, so, no. but the pool guy does give us a ton of info on shopping etc. we have angels.
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