this is not a blog.

I'm writing to tell you there will be no blog today.

And that this is not a blog.

This is merely a memo to let you know why there will be no blog today.

There will be no blog today because I'm busy.

Doing what you may ask?

... are you asking it?!?!?!?  c'mon!!  you have to ask it!!! ...

Because ...






Wait for it ...






















I'M GETTING MY BRACES OFF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

woohoo mothafuckahs!!!!!!