They really shouldn't allow 2 brain injured people who get confused to lead each other around, or they will simply go in circles like a dog chasing it's tail.
I drove downtown to meet My Boifriend, who happens to be gay, but has now found a femme love interest, which I suppose would now make him bi-curious?
Anyway, like the classy lady I am, I pulled up to the curb and had him throw his
house, or rather stuffed duffel bag, and even more stuffed computer case into the backseat of our vehicle. The entertaining part was when he bellowed, "You're
making me hold up a bus!" with a panicked bark.
of course my dear, that's the way i roll... i like pissing people off ...
After we laughed about the lack of comfort we just encountered, we decided to find somewhere to have our hang out.
Well, here's where it got fun.
We spoke about where we should go before he had to meet up with the next friend. I'm sure it will be like that for him the entire weekend. You know how it is. Too many people who love him and too little time to spread it around.
We decided on coffee and I started driving to my favourite, ethical coffee joint, JJ Bean. I then realized I'm a little hungry and perhaps he was too, as it was dinner time. So we aborted the coffee trek and headed to find something wheat and dairy free for my finicky body.
Sounds pretty normal, right?
Well, with 2 brain injured people trying to make choices, we wound up exactly where we started from.
One big 360 degree circle of driving.
Next was the decision of which million dollar parking lot to park in. In downtown Vancouver, a buck will get you a cool 10 minutes.
Anyway, I had decided on a falafel plate for my sinful meal, but when we parked I changed my mind.
such is the life of a brain injured person ... please don't give me options ...
This was fine with My Boifriend. He's pretty easy. Well, when it comes to food that is. I wouldn't know about anything else, considering he's my platonic boifriend.
Mind you, I did have a dream that Papi and him were making out. Is that weird or what?
Usually I dream about Papi having sex with me, but somehow my mind said it was ok for them to have a go.
Good thing it was a dream. Wouldn't know how I'd feel about my monogamous soul mate sleeping with my gay, and/or bi-curious-ish, FTM boifriend.
Oh, there I go off topic. Again.
or rather i ...
... did manage to make a decision on Mexican. We went to Mucho Burrito, where My Boifriend treated me to an evil meal of wheat and dairy free, sodium exaggerated junk food. It was deliciously bad for me.
The sad part is, this restaurant is on the outer edge of the Davie Village, so the gays, trannies, dykes, and all the other people who will be going to hell with us, tend not to make it into this restaurant.
too bad for you guys! cross the burrard boundary and give it a go! i recommend it!
We had a little extra time before his next social gathering, so we went for a walk in the cool autumn, verging on winter, air.
it was about at this time that i was truly grateful that i had indeed taken 'too much' crack butter.
We went somewhere that I haven't seen yet. The Vancouver Convention Center at the Burrard Inlet.
And here's what we found:
I'm pretty sure that if Papi and I used this bugger ...
Anyway, I guess we didn't do too badly for two brain injured people.
We ate, got to where we were going on time, and then I got to come home to Papi, who said more than one word! It was almost like normal!
It's an improvement.
heal papi heal ... i miss your silliness ...