I feel like crap, so I was only a body to keep him company while he ditched more stuff. I have that fucking summer cold that everybody is getting.
Have I ever told you about how Papi doesn't think my blog is interesting unless it's about him?
I guess he liked my blog yesterday.
Liked it enough to comment on my voyeurism.
Then the next question, "Have they started to turn black yet?"
No, thank god.
They're still little unoffensive blonde-ish strays that don't scare me, like this:
So, yeah, without him even knowing, I have petted them.
I like to pet my love's scars from The Great Breast Disappearance. I like to think that if I give them enough love, they'll stop looking so angry.
One part is looking better. It's not raised and angry as the rest of it.
So, as I stroke mi esposo's scars, I usually get a little pinky-full of those itty bitty chest hairs.
I figure when we get to the Dominican Republic, his hair won't continue to get more 'manly', because it will be too hot.
I know. Sounds ridiculous.
But I think that if it's too hot, his body will stop growing hair because it can't handle the heat!
No? Ok. Fine.
It's a good theory anyway.
The Great DR Purge is doing very well.
I've never had so few clothes in my life.
You know what's fun?
The fact that all my clothes are my favourites.
There isn't any clothing yet that I say, 'meh', about.
Sparkly, shiny, short ...
... skirts ... yes ... i like them short ... while i still got it i'll flaunt it ...
... and superb.
It's like living in a femmes dream!
The only comfy clothes I have are my P.J.s and my work out clothes.
Even with my work out clothes, I've only kept one pair of sweats that are baggy.
I call them my Haagen-Dazs sweats.
When I'm having 'that' day where I am depressed or in too much pain, out come the sweats.
I can't eat the Haagen-Dazs, so I wear the sweats.
They're kind like something George would wear from Seinfeld.
Not femme, classy or hot.
However, they're still in my wardrobe, but I won't be wearing them in public like Brittany.
you'll rarely be 100% sure it will work, but you can always be 100% sure doing nothing won't work