The groom to be was out eating steak while got his bride hammered.
Thing is, I don't drink, so I had to give all my drinks to the bride!
Only fair, no?
We played a drinking game where we had to answer a card with all the disgraceful things we've done in the past.
Of course, I'd done 19 out of the 20 things, so the dear bride was getting in a lot of drinks for me.
Funniest part was, the reason I had done all those things was because I was always drunk.
We also got these awesome little goodie bags filled with candy.
I can't eat the candy, but I got some interesting gifts in the bag.
I got a pirate puzzle!
Too funny, eh?
But there's another one.
What the hell is this?
Look, it has a spot for some dudette to ride in front.
Then there's this little 'spine' thing that moves when you rub underneath.
Here's how far the 'spine' thing moves:
Kinda pointless, no?
Then from the rear, it sorta looks like a truck.
So, seriously, what the fuck is this thing?
It's beyond words.
If you can tell me exactly what it is, I'll mail it to ya.
I also got a camel.
Look at the gems you get from a stagette!
life brings many surprises