Sunday, June 19, 2011

Wrath of the Tranny

"I don't know why you even expected a phone call from him on your birthday anyway.  How many times has he called you since we've been together?"

I didn't have to think about it very hard, "Once."

I just received a phone call from my sister who got the worst treatment from our sperm donor.  She gets depressed and anxious every father's day.  So we chatted and what did I have to say to her?  "You don't owe him a thing.  There's nothing he did for you in your life.  Please don't feel guilty."

He never calls my sister because she won't pay for his living.

kinda like how you gave us fuck all growing up?

So, in honour of my sister, I will do my best not to feel guilty.

good fucking luck.

Good thing I have the Tranny Terrorist to keep me entertained.

Papi was thrilled, "Look at my nipples!  They're looking so much better!"

My love then proceeded to walk them straight into my face, "Lick the nips!!"

I was cringing in a corner screaming for Papi to stop.

All mi esposo did was laugh.

Yup.

This is my love.

Then I had to help Papi with the dressings, and there was a pseudo compliment, "You did good this time and you're not having a panic attack!"

Not too long after this, my love says, "I have another birthday gift for you!  Guess what day it is?!"

oh for fucks sakes.

Yup.

It's hormones day.

I hid in the bedroom sifting through Facebook friends to keep me occupied while Papi just chatted away, injecting poison into that ass.

Later on, I'm lying in bed with my love ...

feeling extremely bloated and wiped from the horrid food i ate for my birthday

... and there's this fondling of my breast going on.

No, it wasn't sexy time.  It was more like groping and mushing my breast this way and that.

"What the hell are you doing?!  You keep fucking around with my breasts!"

"I don't have mine any more so I get to play with yours."

Oh really?!

This is the new rule?

Papi also said, "You should post the gross picture for your readers to see."

ummm ... why would i want to torture you?

Ok, I suppose if I have to suffer then 'you', my imaginary friend get to see what mi esposo puts me through.  I guess you have to pay something for reading my train wreck every day.

Here ya go:
Yes.

The Tranny Terrorist was in full force for my birthday.

Happy birthday to me.

Oh, and to my dear sperm donor, enjoy your day alone.

11 comments:

  1. This was a hard one to read. Cruelty or tough love? Truth or terror? Both?

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  2. Hahaha Love the pose !

    And thankfully no more stories that are gonna give me nipple related nightmares :)

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  3. I dont read because I am rubbernecking. I read because I am genuinely concerned yet respecting you take love and vows seriously. I hope this isnt taken as mean but honest.

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  4. Well that pic was pretty rad! I'm glad that Papi (may I can him that?) is happy with the way things are going with the transition and stuff. Sorry about your sister, and the sperm donor. What a dick.

    Anyway, you have a good day!

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  5. @anon#1: if it's hard to read, imagine living it. i try to joke to make my heart heal.

    @dirty: i'm sure there will be more nipple stories. if i have to suffer, so do my readers :)

    @anon#2: thank you for your caring. i honestly appreciate it. and yes, i do take my vows and my love seriously

    @nick: papi is happy and yes, you may say papi ... i'm actually doing quite well with avoiding the sperm donor guilt today

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  6. I'm sorry hun sometimes I fool around too much. I didn't mean to upset you, especially on your special day :-( I love you :-)

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  7. i know you're a joker papi ... you don't need to apologize for trying to make me laugh ... it's why i love you

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  8. I told you A, you both love each other down to the soul.
    Everything you seed outside are just trappings!
    And I just honestly thing your Papi is going to rock it! ♥

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  9. :) love is a great thing ... stronger than anything

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  10. Nice to meet you Papi. I feel like we have been formally introduced now. I know Andrea takes great care of you.

    Just make sure you take great care of Andrea. We all love her here! :)

    (I trust you will pass along my message Andrea.)

    ;)

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